I was trying to figure out why the sisters’ relationship in Frozen never felt quite real to me, and I realized that it was because all their interactions were so polite. Even their fights were very cordial, all things considered. I would have killed for just one scene when they seriously went at it.

But I mean, I’m not stupid. They are Disney Princesses etc etc.

  • Dad: I'm going out, you know the rules, right?
  • Me: Shoot first, ask questions later, and watch over Sammy.
  • Dad: ....
  • Dad: what
  • Me: what